OOOH look - another incredible generation NuLabour policy.... 'We have a problem.... the solution is TAX'. Tax keeps going up, people keep...
What was it ... some kind of one off episode?
Thats a good scam actually.
Top ones for me have to be : Alex Smoke Layo and Bushwacka James Holden and Nathan Fake Nic Fanciulli Axwell .... Been a wicked year...
surveyor fee land search fee solicitors fee .... hmm i think theres a few more. I'd recommend buying a book from amazon or something...
The valentino one is insane - I was getting stared at like a loon in tesco's before with it blaring out my headphones while standing in the queue...
Dj Sammy would be proud.
A sad day :(
This um bongo is like spanish fly!!!! Im ditching the pricey squashed grapes ... the future is purple and comes in a carton!
Ive had to cancel it now. ;) My newest love interest is now seaham based!!!
RESULT!!
Awww, your quoting me like a pro this fine octobers evening. Certaintly young man - next time we meet pie-eyed at ye old cosmic ballroom, ill...
Its ok - i eat pot noodle sarnies too. But obviously using soda bread, and the higher priced 'posh noodle' variation. We're quite similar in...
Hey, just because i rock - doesnt mean im made of stone. You can have it too my son. Ill take you under my wing and train you like you were my...
Yep!!!! She's not as 'uber' as i made her out to be. It was an 'uber belter' lie!!!
My cover has been blown, just like the punter i gobbled to pay for a few cans of tennants super, and a ginsters pastie. The streets certaintly...
Now your talking my language! My local sommelier recommended a delightful 'vin du france' the other week - 2.99 and when i took it with 5...
Once you get to the ripe old age of 27 like me, you have to go clubbing till 5-10am in the morning every OTHER week. I know, its shocking ......
Nah - big bertha doesnt like pictures being taken of her. But its whats on the inside that counts. Besides, i'd hate to have images of you...
I like to celebrate my weekends. Makes up for being a wage slave monday to friday.
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