Razor blades are the thing theives go for like, pound for pound they're the best thing to get.
Don't lie, it was you really! :wink:
He got away, but it was a close shave!:redface:
I thought he was gonna rob the safe or something.
Aye, proper Mafia shit that like. :lol:
:cry: :redface:
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Left yaself signed in on the family PC?
I bet Jermaine Jackson wears knickers.
Would you scrape thrush off her knickers? or would you use her teeth to do it?
What bloke is wearing knickers in there like? Or is this another one of your typo's lol?
The racism or the dirty knickers?
Dried thrush lmfao!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
When I went to get some petrol earlier I seen one of the tabloids with the slogan 'Jade Baddy' on the front. Which I thought was pretty good.:redface:
The only one I seen where there was beef between Shilpa and other housemates was when Jade Goodys mam came in and she couldn't pronounce her name....
Lee takes this to the extreme, I'll go in his house and anything that's on his desk has been chewed up until it's barely recognisable. Rulers...
I think they're pretty funny tbh!
I love all of God's creatures.
It is somehow acceptable to say all Americans are fat, yet it isn't acceptable to say that Indians are thin because they undercook there food....
It always makes me laugh how people go on about racists and yet they call Americans every name under the sun! The French aswell! Some people...
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