Im going to have some more strawberries and cream in a mo :drool:
To be fair I can do whatever the fuck I want to MYSELF cant I :love:
Do you want to get your facts straight before you post things like that on a message board. It was NOTHING to do with getting back with me ffs :down:
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Afternoon everyone :hug: :love:
Dont want any :sick: EVER.
Yeah taking the piss out of someone thats ill ... hilarious.
I would be celibate even if Angelina Jolie was in my bed.
Who the fuck are you to say whether or not Im celibate. I know dam well I am.
So Im celibate because I love sex?! Yeah that makes sense :confused:
Because I dont :cry2:
I wasnt the one that started talking about spunk :cry: I dont even like sex :cry: :cry2:
stop it :cry: this isnt supposed to be a sex thread :cry:
:o Jess :o
Highly unlikely, unless he can fire one out to go a good 300 miles!
Ergh that is fucking rank :cry:
Yes, well boring.
I take it you know this from personal experience :lol:
Pretending? I think not.
Never going to happen
Id like to see you try :lol: I chop ya cock off :lol:
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