Im always single:cry: No cuddles, no sex, no nowt:cry2: :cry2: Please for the love of god someone crack out the violins:lol: :lol:
Being single is shit :cry: No cuddles :cry2:
I wouldnt know, theyre always sick of me before then :cry2:
I concur :love: next week please god let it be next week :D
thats it blame me :cry: my thread WAS genuinly about horses :cry2:
Noway man, Ive had some geezer trying to talk me into it :cry: He sent me over what they pay for each different thing in an attempt to win me over...
:lol: :lol: Shes got it all wrong then ... For horse porn its £3500 per scene :o :cry:
That sounds about right ..... I found all the bum love toys & anal beads under Marks pillow :lol:
Its your turn Pike :wink:
Play techno instead :wink:
No!!!! Stop!!!!!!! Take it away!!!!!! Thats the wrong kind of breaking in :cry: :cry: That bird will be making £2500 for that scene though...
Roll on next week :angel2:
Please excuse while I go drink copious amounts of Jack Daniels and de-gh3y myself :cry: :lol:
Monday - post Hannah some goodies :wink: :lol: :lol:
Watch out for them french ones, theyre not to be trusted :lol:
I get a bit carried away .... the chips end up going for a swim :lol:
Oh noooooo!!!! Get it off, get it off :lol:
Very! I think Ive caught teh gh3y from someone :lol:
:o sod that! Ive only ever waited ten mins ... then ran straight back round for another go about ten times in a row :lol:
This weekend ........ Where are you going? What are you doing? This weekend I am going to commit the ULTIMATE sin and not only wear but also...
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