if i had a 12inch cock i wouldn't give a fuck :lol:
i dunno bout u lot but theirs a stunning milf that lives in my street, i'd rather be punished by her than have to help some 16yr old pull my...
aslong as you have a 14inch cock and a pocket of viagra you'll be fine :up:
u met an ex prossy mate?
haha theirs nothing funnier than watching some wife argue with a bloke and her husband standing their blatently shitting himself and going sit...
if that was meant to say its mad how much they charge then i think its bollocks. how much do big bands get, big actors, bit sportsmen etc the big...
:lol:
haha does she think shes at the cinema the fool, i would have said do summic usefull and fetch me a burger :up:
nass giving the sound engineer a few pointers :lol: :D
i support newcastle and even i'll admit the fans are shite, i refuse to go to games anymore, the last time i went we won and the crowd were...
thats weird lol
sven wittekind :up:
i've ever liked tiesto tbh, i've seen him 4 times and each time he's bored the shit out of me and his mixings been at the standard of someone whos...
i had a class night :D sasha was amazing, the last 1 and a half hours he played was one of the best i've heard in a long long time, the stuff he...
maybe its just cos he dropped a couple of turdlets when it took his side 80 mins to break us down with only 10 men lol
how old was she? :lol:
i think he means figure skating :up:
i can't b arsed to switch on the sports centre whats happened? another infamous training injury?
:lol: it makes u think when u look at some of the other peoples scores on here :D
yeh think im coming for a jig in the new disco :D
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