I don't bother watching TV anymore in the state it's in. I only watch it when the news is on or if there's footy on the go :up:
They do give you money back on a new handset though, I've just bought a £100 one for my gf :) Any top-ups you've put on your phone since 1st...
I said "Do you know when Halloween is?" They said "Aye end of this month" I laughed and shut the door :lol:
I had two charv trick-or-treaters call in the middle of september :lol:
Shame it's not pranks... Me and a mate re-arranged the roadworks in delves lane a couple of years back at 3 in the morning so they blocked off...
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I'm on the case :cool2:
controversial :lol:
looks like the end for the bonsai kitten gag then...
My mate Mike stole a manhole cover a while back. I'll see if I can get a photo :lol:
Check out the dictionary on the site... "bail n. A convenient arrangement with the magistrates, that allows Charvers to continue robbing before...
:lol: Correct. "Sex Move Description: Ram a finger down her throat, which makes her gag. Then ram your dry cock (no spit or lube) down her...
He brought it in yesterday, was quite a laugh to listen to :D I DJ at an U-18's night in consett, we get quite a few 'monkey' regulars asking...
My mate found one of the original colo tapes in his bedroom when he was clearing out the other week :D
The Nu Monkey is a club near Pallion in Sunderland. Think Colosseum, Hangar 13, Afterdark... On second thought, don't :lol:
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